Honey Ichijou-san wants to be your friend. Please take the time to fill out the following poll with each of your characters! ♥

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Ichijou-san can...

Of course, this is just mostly for my reference. Chances are, if I'm going to do something crazy, I will probably ask you even if you've clicked "all of the above." I like to think I am very conscientious! And would never intentionally do anything that was likely to cause emo and woe. Ichijou-san comes with a warning label.

ICHIJOU'S MAIN PURPOSE IS COMEDY. This is a slapstick anime. There will be no bloody suffering here— homphgomphing will result in you, like, randomly showing up a little while later with bunny ears or something. Fucked it I know. Basically, my guideline is: if it's not going to end up being funny even in a morbidly horrifying way I'm not going to do it. I AM NOT OUT TO STEP ON TOES and I don't want to hurt or offend anybody— so this is a nice way of giving me a ballpark idea of what you're comfortable with.

... the normal stuff like making cryptic comments and randomly dressing up like a ninja and popping down from the ceiling. U-um. You're probably going to just have to live with that. ♥

As always: please feel free to chat me up in the comments, explain special circumstances, let me know what you're cool with, any ideas you'd like to do, etc. OKAY GO.

The first meeting of the annual Ichijou Family Reunion will now be called to order.

Gentleman . . . welcome. Ah, and Homura-chan, too.

[pouring tea]

OKAY I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE INTERESTED IN THIS but even if a lot of people aren't, this is for my own reference! ♥ I've been cooking a lot lately, except I'm finding it difficult to find good recipes that I KNOW are good, or imaginative. Because most recipe books are either OVERLY COMPLICATED or like . . . ick. And the internet is full of dubious.

So: share with me your favourite recipes. Put the title in the subject line for easy indexing! And I will write up my own favourite things here to create a magical cookbook of awesome.

If you have things already written up (like Zexy dango!) or get recipes from online sites, a link is fine too.

Pro tip: if your recipe includes something like "can of chicken, next to tuna" I might have to kill you.

SO. One thing that Ichijou-san does a lot of in canon that I haven't been able to do much in camp is her . . . randomly and inexplicably saving the day. All the time. From Brazil. And random aliens and monsters.

I can't find a relevant clip on YouTube, so maybe I'll upload one later this week. HOWEVER most of this stuff happens offscreen. The girls will be involved in a HARROWING SITUATION, then suddenly it will cut to commercials, and when they come back, everything will be normal. "It's a good thing Ichijou-san was there," they'll say, and nothing else will be said about the matter.

What I want from you: namely the Mafia or the AirTards, or others that Ichijou-san has met/adopted. If you're ever in a weird situation, a fight, whatever. If you don't feel like resolving it, or anything like that? Please feel free to invoke Ichijou-san as having intervened SOMEHOW. You don't even need to ask me. Just totally link me later if you do, because it's fabulous.

PS: app Rei app everybody watch my canon

As some of you may have guessed from my app, both Ichijou-san and Pani Poni Dash! need a bit of... explaining. Except that.

...

There are no words.

( So I brought pictures! WARNING: Not for those who value their sanity )

( Skip this cutscene and go straight to Ichijou-san? )

DOWNLOAD THE SERIES & FILL OUT THE POLL
... questions?

Also make sure you thank Nishi for letting me upload the files onto her streamload! ♥ I've only got up to 17 there right now — the other nine will go up in the next couple days or so!

Name: Ichijou-san
Age: ???
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Height: ???
Weight: ???
Physical traits: Cute, normal, high school girl.
What's okay to mention around her: Anything.
Secrets: Everything.
Abilities: Anything and everything.
Note to psychics: ... for the love of god, talk to me first.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswitch/spit at/step on/etc?: ... talk to me first.
Hugging/kissing/other non-violent physical contact: ... talk to me first.
Maim/murder/death: ... talk to me first.
Cooking: Of course. It's tasty.

Character: Ichijo-san
Series: Pani Poni Dash!
Character Age: Mystery

Canon: Peach Moon Academy is no ordinary school. There's the eleven-year-old genius teacher; the cat that lives in the vending machine and thinks he's God; the chronically depressed rabbit; the hyperactive girl obsessed with crabs; the giant robot underneath the school; and... 1-C's class representative, Ichijo-san. She doesn't have a first name. She does, however, have a personal spotlight, and her arrival is hailed by the sound of bells. Her hobbies include standing up, sitting down, announcing that she is "the class representative, Ichijo-san," rolling around on the floor, and saving her classmates from ninjas, tentacles, aliens, and Brazil. She's the freak in the back row who appears out of nowhere, attacking people with razor wire and blatantly disregarding reality, sanity, and the fourth wall. Nobody questions how or why. After all, it's just Ichijo-san, isn't it?

At first glance, Ichijo is quiet, demure, a little spacey, and fond of cryptic and nonsensical one-liners. But don't let her gentle, disheveled schoolgirl appearance fool you into believing that she always uses her powers for good. Relying on Ichijo is something like playing Russian Roulette with a sawed-off shotgun— you might end up with your brains splattered everywhere. Ichijo probably only has enough sanity to fill a small teaspoon, part of which is shared with her tiny sister (known only as Imouto-san) that Ichijo carries around in her shirt; together, they cause problems as often as they solve them. More than a little morbidly horrible, in that touched-in-the-head way, Ichijo's good intentions are often bad ideas. Like killing people. Ichijo-san is the reason why you don't take food from strangers.

Note: Modly permission has been granted for Imouto-san to attend camp with Ichijo-san. Also, the multimedia file in the app is a small optional audio file: the app can stand alone without it. Thank you for hosting the file, Anonymous Benefactor-san! ♥

Sample Post:

I am Ichijo-san, the class representative.

...

Maybe. Maybe I am Ichijo-san, the class representative. Hello. If so, I am pleased to meet you, Camp **** You ***. Did you know it is hard to find a place not on any map? Area 69. 51? 24601. Imouto-san drew a map, but it was hard to follow. I climbed a tree to get a better view, but still couldn't see the red X. It all worked out in the end, though; one who chases after two hares won't catch even one.

I came believing we would all be friends. That is what a summer camp is for. I am looking for mine— I am the class representative, Ichijo-san, after all. Meanwhile, though, we all have to make new friends. Zombie Socrates-san and I are learning to knit. But Zombie Ben-san has no fingers. It's alright— he can still help. Zombie Ben-san is rolling up the yarn Zombie Socrates-san wants to use, winding it around sticks and planks and balls. Zombie Ben-san has balls of steel, you see. Take caution, or heads will roll.

...

I sat down.

Let's continue. You can't go back to your home without making one new friend, or you will bring shame upon all your family. Is it really okay to give up that easily? I can understand if you're shy. But I made friends for everybody out of tuna cans and dirty needles I found on the ground. I tried adding real hearts to make them more elaborate, but the squirrels here are too fast. It will take some time to teach the mice I've found to hunt squirrels. They know how to roll over and say "wan wan" but they tend to drag in all the wrong places.

I will work hard, though. Perhaps these friends I've made will be sufficient, regardless. I've named them, you know. This is Tuberculosis-san. The name is very catching, isn't it? He enjoys long walks at night, and the colour red. And this is Prostate Cancer-san. He likes to run. You can try to get him, but I don't think you can, if you're a girl. We are going with Socrates-san and Ben-san to play with the forest animals. Bambi-san, hey— let's sing together—

Excuse me.

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—soran soran soran soran hai hai! ♪

...

Ah. Hello, everybody. I am the class representative, Ichijo-san. I am very pleased to meet you. We all came to camp to make friends, didn't we? Please accept these venison rolls as a token of good will.

They're tasty.

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